Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Who's Laughing Now?

I know a few of you have been emailing me that I’m overdue on updating the blog. I’m sorry I haven’t been around much but I’ve been really busy digging a very large hole out in the back yard. It’s the hole where I’m going to bury my husband the next time he decides to blog about my hairy legs and me stealing his high dollar razors. I can take a joke and am only joking myself. I’m just not sure he really wants to open the can of worms on personal hygiene habits because I’ll win hands down. So, if he really wants to go there I'll be happy to reveal information about his grooming habits (or lack of). Actually, I wouldn’t do that to you guys. I wouldn’t want to scare anyone off forever.

Okay, I’m kidding. Honestly, I really can take a joke, so stop sweating and thinking that you’re about to witness blood and guts. I’m smiling as I type this. Okay, my tongue is bleeding, but I’m still smiling. In all seriousness, I am trashing my loofah and just for the record, I shaved my legs tonight (someone write that down!) and I used the fancy razor, then put it back on the sink and do hope he gets lockjaw! Wouldn’t that shut him up? Then I could break his right hand and he wouldn't be able to type either. Now that sounds like a plan!

In case you missed his lovely bio about me and the razor, you can find it here:

www.thetruthaboutsixteensisters.blogspot.com

Did I mention that I was married to a wanna-be comedian? He spends many hours out in the dog house working on his stand-up routine.

10 comments:

Paul/dad/grandpa said...

Wow!!..Man..I mean woman!! you really came out swinging..you ought to run for President Carri...Les could be the first husband and take Bill C on a fishin trip to learn what it's like to be a first husband.

-- by the way, I've never noticed you had hairy legs??...

I was just kidding about Les's toothbrush...I know you wouldn't do something like that (unless he really made you mad)...Now Patty is a different story..

You keep me laughing Carri...

teedee said...

I once read that a couple was on vacation & their hotel room was robbed. For some reason the thieves left behind the camera. When the couple got home & had the film developed there was a picture of their toothbrushes sticking right out of the thieves butts...

Paul said...

TumTeeDeeDum...owwww, how could you plant such a terrible thought in Carri's gentle and unblemished mind??----poor Les, I just don't know how he makes it through the day.....

Ronni said...

I think I'll confine myself to discussing my ex's grooming habits, as I don't want another ex, if you know what I mean.

But, getting rid of the loofah is a Good Thing!

Carri said...

Paul, you are correct that I don't have hairy legs. Yeah, I would never reveal my secret arsenal, but the toothbrush idea is so familiar to me. (Actually, I really do know of someone who used her sister's toothbrush to clean the toilet because she was mad at her. Believe me, this sister deserved truly it)
teedee, that's so disgusting!
Ronni, you are a very wise woman.

Paul/dad/grandpa said...

Glad I could help Ms. Carri....being a peaceful type I feel it doesn't hurt to pour a little 'oil' on the troubled waters!!! (now and then)

....ohhh the peace...it's-so- boring...what's next??...Teresa--have you got any gasoline??

Kelli said...

Ya'll are cracking me up!!!

Carri said...

oops, that was supposed to be truly deserved it.....

teedee said...

No Gasoline, but tequila can light the fire!

sensitive and emotional said...

Decisions, decisions,..do we drink it or light it--I just don't know