Lauren’s going to kill me for this, but I just can’t resist. She tans, but not to the point of being too dark, mostly just to keep some color on her naturally fair skin. The other night she decided to try a different method of tanning where you stand up in this room and your body is sprayed with some chemical to make you really dark and it lasts longer. It was her first time to try it, and possibly her last.
The following morning she walked into our room with her eyes as big as saucers and asked, “Do I look orange?” At the time I had no idea about the tanning so I was really shocked when I saw her face and answered, “Yes, you do. Why? What happened?” She proceeded to explain what she’d done and was panicking about her face and hands looking so orange. Her body looked fine, it was just her face and hands that looked really, really orange.
Well, I couldn’t help it but I called her Magda (from There’s Something About Mary). She didn’t remember who Magda was so she didn’t appreciate my joke but I thought it was quite fitting and humorous.
She tutors junior high and some of the kids gave her a hard time yesterday. She wasn't a happy camper. She used lemon juice and salt and scrubbed her hands and face yesterday hoping this home remedy would help lighten it up. By the end of the day it did look better but she’s still got an orange tint. She could always go to one of the football games since our school color is ORANGE! Bahahaha!
She’s actually mad that the lady at the tanning salon didn’t inform her that she needed to wash it off when she got home so she slept with it on for eight hours!
I love you, Nawen! You’re still beautiful and way better looking than Magda!
9 comments:
that's so funny... she's going to die when she sees this post! :)
OMG - that is too funny! You should have taken her pic and put it on here!! I'm cracking up! Sorry Lauren!
Awww, now that's not very nice, young lady! :)
You know it's funny!
Poor Lauren! I bet it doesn't look that bad! People do it all the time. Look at Paris Hilton & Lindsey Lohen. All the cool girls do it. You are a terrible Mom. Don't make me think about some horrible embarrasing moment about you that you want everyone to forget about :-)
Thank you Teedee.
You're welcome, Lauren. I could tell some stories, but Mimi reads this.
TODAY IS CARRI'S BIRTHDAY. I HAVE TO POST SOMEWHERE BECAUSE SHE'S GETTING REALLY OLD NOW. 38. YES, THAT'S RIGHT. 38.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! YOU BELONG IN A ZOO! YOU LOOK LIKE A MONKEY! & YOU SMELL LIKE ONE, TOO! PEWHEW!
I HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY!
Thank you, Teresa Lynn! But you'll always be OLDER!
happy late birthday girl!
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